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I LOVE ADAM LAMBERT! I DONT EVEN LIVE IN AMERICA HES THAT COOL AND CUTE AND AMAZING AND STUPENDOUS AND CHARMING AND MAJESTICAL AND STOOPIFYING AND ALLIE OOPING AND OMGOMOMGOMGOMG
ADAM IF UR OUT THERE.... I LOVE U TO PIECES..... AND THE PIECES COUNT UP TO ALMOST HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
WHICH IS ALMOST ...
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TIMES ABOUT ROUGHT INFINITY!!!!!!
I LOVE ADDDAAAAMMMM
YOU ROCK SOCKS
ROCK THEM I TELL YOU
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Vrockmadd: Just to keep things up

Vrockmadd: Just to keep things up

Just to keep things up

Hey yall!
Wassup?
This blog will be pronounced dead as of May 21st, 2009.
It is in the ER right now, and suffering from lack of activity. If you would like to help, there is nothing to do.
But, there is still hope.
On May 21st, when it will be dead, we will have it jump started with a post every month to keep it rocking!

Me andmy friends

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So maybe we're random.
And possibly have ADD.
And sidetrack from topics too much.
And have too many inside jokes to count.
And make pointless one-sentence-each stories.
And call each other funky names.
And play games that are just an eyebrow-raiser.
And have fun with cameras. Way too much fun.
And trip over ourselves.
And sometimes act in such ways that our parental units would disown us.
And obsess over the littlest things.
And talk in different languages.
And poke people for the fun of it.
And wall-sit through an entire 9-minute song.
And wave at strangers.
And start pointless, totally random, just for fun clubs.
And manage to fall and/or roll off the side of the bed.
And ruin the Cantonese language.
And stuff ourselves with chocolate.
And attend 24-hour cube marathons.
And pause DVDs every other second.
And scoop gigantic scoops of ice cream.
And get awesome cool numbers on Facebook walls.
And are just Facebook addicts altogether.
And have a direct connection from the brain to the mouth.
And start tickle fights.
And spazz. A lot. 24/7/365, perhaps.
And quote movies.
And have friends that are just as equally strange.
And roll around in chairs with wheels.
And draw on our shoes.
And spell change spellings of the words such as money to moolah.
And unintentionally make the Cingular "Raise the Bar" sign.
And chop peoples' heads off with an ax built on a drill.
And drink way too much from Starbucks.
And have the most absurd officer titles.
And watch YouTube .. a lot.
And have tried at least once to stick our fists in our mouths.
And have tried at least twice to lick our elbows.
And run around the school with our arms spread out pretending that we're airplanes.
And openly steal the virginity of our friends' Facebook walls.
And unwrap Starburst wrappers in our mouths.
And pie one another with shaving cream.
And get stared at by the school office staff members.
And miss phone calls one after another.
And have run into a glass or screen door at least once in our lifetime.
And trip on our own shoelaces.
And fall flat on our faces.
And sometimes just stop thinking.
And have conversations with those other people in our head.
And have worn an item of clothing inside out without noticing.
And will fall out of the chair from excessive laughing.
And lie in bed looking for pictures from textures on the ceiling.
And cube while on the toilet.
And play Flash Flash Revolution.
And have at least 500 game days played on World of Warcraft.
And say -and-, -like-, -uhm-, and -er- a lot.
And destroy Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet."
And defeat the purpose of Hide-and-Seek.
And swing on swings like little kiddies.
And destroy cakes and smear icing on each other.
And play SuperSmashBros.
And turn into nerds while visiting people at colleges.
And play PuzzlePack games on calculators.
And play Rock-Paper-Scissors when dying of boredom.
And memorize dialogue from musicals.
And try to open a bag of chips without being too loud.
And miss high fives.
And trip over half of a wire stand.
And spend half an hour mastering a pencil twirl.
And write the strangest mad-libs.
And stay up all night doing nothing productive.
And twiddle our thumbs.
And lip-sync to oldies.
And laugh for 20 minutes straight.
And make strange animal noises.
And have absurd families from all over.
And take over 500 pictures.
And procrastinate to no end.
And use Sparknotes or PinkMonkey.
And know nerdy pickup lines.
And sometimes are just a little lysdexic.
And attempt to two-step.
And make bipolar llamas and bunnies with our hands.
And have big mob crowds at pep rallies.
And tangle balloon strings together.
And skip to the Wizard of Oz.
And attempt to fit in cello cases.
And make commentary at the movie theater.
And crack up at cheesy movie lines.
And share lockers.
And write post-its to each other.
And bite other people.
And stick flowers and petals in our hair.
And stick flowers and petals in OTHER people's hair.
And teach others how to do the Heizman.
And play intense games of Egyptian Rat Slap.
And draw on flower petals.
And imitate superheroes.
And stay at the theater after the credits to watch little scenes.
And hang out with the same group of people five times a week.
And cheat at Marco Polo.
And walk backwards- I mean, the RIGHT way on the track.
And do the Heizman while sitting on a bus seat.
And stare at good-looking guys. Or girls.
And feel like stalkers while staring at good-looking guys.
And take Skittles from unsuspecting friends.
And jump over trash cans. The big ones.
And play Chinese poker with two full decks.
And loiter around stores, looking at things we can't buy.
And buy a can of fifteen glow-in-the-dark bracelets.
And spend ten minutes aww-ing at adoption puppies.
And mistake a bag of pillow stuffing as an actual pillow.
And "stalk" our own friends.
And say "OHDANG" in a way that it sounds like "rice cake" in Korean.
And sign on Instant Messengers at midnight.
And hang award ribbons and graduation tassels on our ears.
And get really sore from playing the Wii.
And play group games at the restaurant table.
And earn high scores on computer games.
And collect Vitamin Water labels.
And build card castles on school desks.
And have long stomach chain naps with all of our friends in public places.
And have sing-a-longs in community showers.
And dance on tables to music in languages that we don't speak.
And wear crazy costumes in public just to see how people react.
And lick our friends' faces when an awkward silence occurs.
And play pranks on our equally strange friends while they are sleeping.
And sit cross-legged on swings.
And imitate other people's walks.
And say the same thing as someone else at the same time.
And wear hoodies and sweaters when it's 90+ degrees outside.
And sneeze at the same time as someone else.
And know what someone else is thinking, knowing that they know it too.
And sit on mailboxes.
And eat other people's leftover food.
And call people for someone's number and call that person for someone else's number.
And talk loudly in the "Quiet Area" of a library.
And accidentally drop loose change in the cracks of a tree trunk.
And point at the sky, waiting to be struck down by lightning.
And walk in the rain, soaking the bottom half of our jeans.
And sleep half on the bed, half on the floor.
And wade in the creek at parks to refresh ourselves.
And hop from rock to rock.
And walk on woodchips barefoot.
And crawl lopsidedly from the backseat to the front seat.
And make the most colorful slushie drinks at QT.
And spend eight dollars worth on energy drinks.
And call out PoPos, Punch Buggies, and Cruiser Bruisers during boring car rides.
And read fanfiction.
And write fanfiction.
And rot away in front of YouTube.
And run down the aisles at Wal-Mart looking at everything.
And buy thirty dollars worth of food for church retreats.
And pack for a trip the morning of.
And manage to fit all our clothes in one dufflebag.
And take sixty pictures of people dancing.
And jump on chairs like crazy maniacs.
And stay up at night making music videos.
And sneak into each other's rooms past Lights Out.
And play mind-boggling games like SET.
And watch MIT-students win at said mind-boggling games.
And eat ice cream, yet skip out on dinner.
And hide in the clothing racks in department stores just so that we can whisper strange things to unsuspecting passersby.
And try on every hat in the store.
And take pictures in all of the said hats.
And play with all the little kid toys in the toy store, even though we're 16+ years old.
And ride the tricycles around the store.
And go "dream shopping," where we load up buggies full of things we wish we had, even making the workers go into the back to get the expensive things, just to leave all the buggies in the store and not buy them.
And eat at Waffle House at 10 pm.
And snap, crackle, pop, lock and drop it like it's hot.
And baby-feed people, only to drop the food on the table.
And write in mathematical equations:
[Jack: "I'm gonna be on for X-amount of time."]
[Jill: "How long is 'X-amount' of time?"]
[Jack: "Uhhhhhhhhh *winces* X=Y????"]
And get pumped after a sip of Monster.
And play DDR at three in the morning.
And get beaten up by beastly Halo players.
And watch other beastly Guitar Hero players.
And have intense Wii battles.
And dance in the rain.
And hide in lockers/small spaces and jump out to scare people.
And review fanfiction.
And have a fanfiction account.
And have been compared to Luna Lovegood.
And are approached at least twice a day to be informed that we are weird.
And have created our own superhero identity that we frequently wear to class.
And bring food into our rooms so we don't come out for days at a time.
And can tie a cherry stem in our mouths.
And eat syrup on hashbrowns.
And put ketchup on hashbrowns.
And put sugar on potatoes.
And ride carousels even though we're too big.
And make up our own language and dictionary.
And eat frosting and peanut butter straight from the jar.
And eat raw cookie dough.
And fall out of windows.
And have run into a tree once or more.
And are addicted to television shows no one's heard of.
And wear a poodle skirt to prom instead of a dress.
And love TV land.
And put duct tape on our shoes.
And put duct tape on other people's shoes.
And have people sign our jeans.
And hit poles with strings.
And know the Evolution of Dance.
And dance to the Evolution of Dance.
And make up strange words.
And scream funny words when jumping into the water or from tall heights.
And say "BAAAALLLIINNN' " one too many times.
And pound it, then melt it.
And sweat after intense painting.
And stop to stare at pretty, shiny things.
And send messages to each another at the same time.
And lick the frosting off the candles.
And lick leftover cake from the knife.
And hold knives dangerously close to people's throats, only to take a picture.
And five-finger poke people. Consistently.
And walk around barefoot.
And sing songs from "West Side Story."
And dump water on each other.
And jump off swings like beasts.
And wear crazy costumes in public just to see how people react.
And put their own written fortunes in fortune cookies.
And try to aim food into another person's mouth.
And act like 007 agents while singing the Mission Impossible theme song.
And make strange faces.
And find random words in the dictionary and string them together.
And sing songs really fast in a chipmunk-like voice.
And say, "Madness? This.. is.. SPARTA!" over and over again.
And make up international holidays.
And run around in formal clothing.
And physically hurt ourselves when trying to hurt other people.
And have horrible aim when taking pictures of ourselves.
And have conversations on email and/or Facebook when we know that we could just call or get on Instant Messenger.
And sleep on the bed "bird's nest"-style.
And sit at the computer trying to think of things that weir- abnormally strange kids do.
And blurt out random words at random times.
And have the ability to figure out what one is saying in a foreign language by using another foreign language.
And confuse people with complicated sentences, only to confuse ourselves with said complicated sentences.
And read every abnormally strange thing on the list.
And break out into song at random moments.
And eat cold, three-day old pasta straight from the tupperware.
And have conversations that no one else can understand.
And have conversations that we can't understand, either.
And randomly switch to a different topic, therefore making the conversation sound very odd to an outsider who can't follow the topic changes.
And hog the changing rooms trying on clothes that we know we can't afford or wouldn't every buy.
And get kicked out of department stores.
And are unbelievably and realistically good at acting mentally challenged.
And go rollerblading in Mormon church parking lots.
And hum songs from Bambi.
And say the words "I hate you"and "I love you" to the same person in the same sentence.
And practically kill each other over a piece of candy.
And go to the bathroom while talking on the phone.
And dance to the bad music in movie soundtracks.
And make up our own Weird Al-esq lyrics.
And yell things at people out of moving cars.
And know every oldie that ever existed.
And dance with a large, smelly dog.
And spend hours nominating people for Superlatives.
And spend hours Superpoking people.
And spend hours plotting ways to make a cauldron out of hula hoops.
And sometimes have rice fights.
And forget what you're saying in the middle of the .. wait what?
And dance manically to your own ringtone.
And eat Chinese food for Thanksgiving.
And eat tofu on Halloween.
And go mudding. Without the car.
And tease alligators.
And purposely let your cell ring, singing along with your ringtone.
And run around wearing a robe to feel like a superhero with a cape.
And feel the need to comment on everything they see.
And make "Things to Do When I'm Bored" lists when we're really bored.
And give nicknames to people that they'll never find out about.
And give them to inanimate objects, too.
And have possibly tripped while walking UP the stairs.
And have been given bubble wrap and was amused for a long time with it.
And try to see how many crackers we can actually fit in our mouth.
And have excelled in the art of air guitar.
And feel the random strong urge to bake cookies sometimes.
And stick stickers on our foreheads just to see when people will notice it.
And put the bin bag in the dirty laundry thing and dirty laundry in the bin. Possibly even three times.
And have one way conversations with themselves on Facebook.
And lose our voices from playing board games like Apples to Apples.
And imitate other people to the point where it doesn't even sound like the other person.
And play video games with younger kids. And get owned.
And see how far we can stretch without getting up.
And fight over who gets to eat the last grain of rice.
And start laughing before we're poked.
And take 'showers' in the rain.
And can't sing Happy Birthday in tune.
And make up songs about people that make no sense, but rhyme.
And have a topping that you put on all your food (ie., cheese).
And pretend to be gay just to make people confused.
And start conversations with people you don't know on buses.
And enjoy weird internet movies like "The demented cartoon movie" or "Random pure and Simple."
And have RAndoMLY CaPITaLiZe LettErS at least once.
And overuse made-up words.
And know "The Game" and lost just now.
And enjoy RPGs such as Kingdom of Loathing.
And hug our fridge when we're bored.
And find great joy in sliding down the stairs on our stomach.
And do random impersonations of people.
And dance to microwaves because our iPods broke.
And have pressed the info key on the remote so much that the ink is completely worn away.
And talk to ourselves accidentally because we've been self-analyzing every thing we've done that day. Accidentally.
And use highlighter to color our hair when we get bored.
And stroke people's arms/legs to get them to squirm.
And tell someone we want to kiss them just for fun.
And edit books we read as we read them.
And add the word "le" in front of words for fun.
And play the Impossible Quiz for months knowing we will all fail in the end anyway.
And charm women just for the fun of it.
And stare at the tv even if it's off.
And watch the same movie a million times.
And walk around with earphones even though nothing's playing.
And organize a mass boycott of silverware.
And randomly hug strangers.
And talk to household appliances when we're lonely.
And put on sweet-smelling chapstick and go around telling people to smell our lips, not the chapstick itself.
And imitate movie characters.
And raise our voices three octaves higher to freak out the person next to us.
And listen to 30-second clips from iTunes because we don't have enough money to buy the song.
And reenact battle scenes in slow motion.
And have scars with good stories behind them.
And have contests to see who can use the most big words in one sentence.
And make up random "holy ___" such as "HOLY CANOLI!"
And ride down the stairs on sleeping bags and/or mattresses.
And ring the bell in Arby's and say "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"
And play Twister but change the body parts to things like left ear, nose, right elbow, and left ankle.
And play Fear Factor by eating different foods with gross toppings.
And make scavenger hunts up with friends.
And have massive water fights in 30 degree weather.
And say things like "intense" and "amazing" too much.
And try on the weirdest things in the store.
And act gangsta by gangstas to see if you get glares.
And use smileys waaay too much =]]
And talk about how your spanish teacher tries to molest you (when he's standing right behind you).
And have four-hour conversations, sometimes talking about the most pointless things.
And purposely hum songs five pitches higher.
And mistake people for other people, when they're plainly different.
And stare at the computer screen, thinking of things to make up for the list.
And walk home from the movies in freezing weather.
And make videos of us playing with Harry Potter dolls.
And dress up as a mixture of crazy characters.
And memorize YouTube videos.
And sleep out on the trampoline.
And try and fit 6 people on the top bunk of a bunk bed.
And lick peanut butter off of each other's feet.
And play ding-dong-ditch.
And try on Disney princess costumes for 6-year olds.
And sing everything we say.
And stalk cars down the street.
And roll down hills.
And jump into a pool at midnight with all our clothes on.
And draw funny things on windows when it's cold.
And put our faces on scanners and press scan to get cool pictures of our faces smushed up. And then hang the pictures on refrigerators.
And say knock-knock jokes when we get bored.
And check our blog every 2 seconds for comments.
And put laundry baskets on our heads and walk around like it's totally normal.
And ask the store clerks questions like where the nose hair clippers are. Even though you have no reason to have one.
And scream at random people in the hallway just to laugh at their reaction.
And "stimulate" each other.
And sleep in a mess of sleeping bags with five other people.
And perform pole dancing antics on public transit.
And learn perfectly innocent phrases in different languages, then shout them at random people in a very loud, angry voice.
And find this list so funny that we copy and paste it onto IM conversations and wait for the normal person to react.
And repeat funny words that we hear (ie., squeegee).
And seriously think about what we would do if zombies invaded our city.
And laugh at sentences that aren't laughable.
And seriously think about what we would do if zombies invaded our city.
And play Rock Band for hours, sing as badly as possible, and constantly switch octaves.
And love the smell of plastic bags.
And fart on waterslides.
And have burping contests on field trips.
And make jewelry out of paper clips.
And wear other peoples glasses for yearbook pictures.
And see how far we can drive in neutral.
And make our own screamo bands.
And have tried (or succeeded) to pierce your fingernails.
And learn dances from the early 1900s with which to wow other people at the prom.
And make up terrible songs on the piano, and when people tell you to stop playing, you just reply, "I wrote that myself."
And convince others that 'psychopathology' is a word.
And sigh loudly in class to make teachers mad.
And run around barefeet in the snow.
And try to get the orange peel off all in one piece.
And buy gumballs out of those tall machines just to see the gumball roll down the spirally tower.
And spell 'psychopath' as 'sciopath.'
And refer to cannibalism as being a 'humanavore' and 'peopleavore.' Yet are convinced that they're two different things.
And somehow manage to drop an iPod on the toilet.
And go to an airport in a different country at 4 am and sing songs at the top of your lungs in English, just to see how many death glares we can receive.
And sing songs with names like Chu Chu Lovely Muni Muni Mura Mura Purin Purin Boron Nururu Rerorero every other half hour.
And throw fries at each other in restaurants.
And drive around .. not knowing where the next destination is.
And tangle up the swings at the playground.
And reside in the 4chan's /b/ section.
And call your best friend "Mommy."
And refer to your best friend's mother as your own.
And bump hips with one another until bruises show.
And collect glowsticks at dances.
And have conversations using only song titles.
And sing Christmas songs when it's not Christmastime.
And post every kind of blue stuff on webpages.
And shout out random information from textbooks.
And read the entire list from the bottom up, instead of from top to bottom, not growing bored, constantly laughing, and nodding ours heads. And then join this group.
Ooh, and laugh at either the stupidest things or .. nothing.


We're not weird.


We're just abnormally strange.
We're proud of it.
And we enjoy every minute of it.

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[all credit for description format goes to Helena Chern]

help me!

HELP ME! I've been trying to find this thing, and its really hard 2 find. Here is the video that explaines what you need to do:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-KxLtol9yc









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Its called "where is the love" by the black eyed peas.




so if you find any, please email me @ gomango@hilarious.com and I will reply back to your love! Hope you can find some for me

The best video ever!

Though I live in Rhode Island, I have very dear friends in California who often tell me important news there. The whole country knows that the election was cast and Obama won, (with the help of Califorina's 55 electorial votes!) But in California, a series of propositions were cast out to let people vote on what the believe in
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* 1A - California High Speed Rail Bond. S.B. 1856.
* 2 - Treatment of Farm Animals. Statute.
* 3 - Children's Hospital Bond Act. Grant Program. Statute.
* 4 - Waiting Period and Parental Notification Before Termination of Minor's Pregnancy. Constitutional Amendment. (third attempt at Proposition 73)
* 5 - Nonviolent Offenders. Sentencing, Parole and Rehabilitation. Statute.
* 6 - Criminal Penalties and Laws. Public Safety Funding. Statute.
* 7 - Renewable Energy. Statute.
* 8 - Eliminates the Rights of Same-Sex Couples to Marry. Initiative Constitutional Amendment.[1]
* 9 - Criminal Justice System. Victims' Rights. Parole. Constitutional Amendment and Statute.
* 10 - Alternative Fuel Vehicles and Renewable Energy. Statute.
* 11 - Redistricting. Constitutional Amendment and Statute.
* 12 - Veterans' Bond Act of 2008. S.B. 1572.







Look at #8.




It is about Gays being allowed to marry and be considered a family. Sadly, it passed yesterday because people thought that by letting Gays marry, we would have to teach it in schools to young children. This was not true to prop 8.



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I was brought up to think that everyone is equal, so I believe that everyone, even those who marry the same sex, should have right to marry whoever they want.

1 reason is this, some people (like my scientist brother) think that being Gay is in your genes. And if it is in your genes, can you help but be gay? No! So why should we kick people out of the country just because of their genes! Thats like kicking black people out of the country!! Not right to do!!




For more reasons, watch the video. I'm to lazy 2 type


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7addd1-SY8

ELECTION TIME

ITS ELECTION TIME! (IN OTHER WORDS,) TIME TO MAKE FUN OF BAD CANADATES! This has been a vrockmadd tradition since I was 6, so lets go! (Its Sarah Palin time!)



Sarah Palin once beat a moose to death with its own beating heart.
Sarah Palin doesn’t know what the Bush Doctrine is because Sarah Palin is the Bush Doctrine.
It is well known that Sarah Palin’s longest political experience is as mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, which had 6,300 residents at the time - but what’s less well known is that each resident is made of the souls of a thousand Alaskans, who each devoured ten more. This fact was omitted as it didn’t play well to the hockey mom demographic.
Sarah Palin has, in fact, applied lipstick to a pit bull.
Alaska is supplied with fossil fuels through Sarah Palin’s relationship with Santa.
Sarah Palin was exposed to gamma radiation, and you wouldn’t like her when she’s angry.
Sarah Palin taught John McCain to moonwalk.
Sarah Palin’s pets are made of guns.
Sarah Palin’s heart is made of ice and must be kept refridgerated.
Sarah Palin believes in dinosaurs; it was she who made them extinct.
Sarah Palin can see Russia from the window of the ten thousand foot revolving nuclear bombard tower she makes her home.
Sarah Palin intends to drill for oil on the moon.
Although Sarah Palin has only left North America once physically, she has travelled the world via mind-link.
Sarah Palin maintains a bipartisan relationship with all the animals. This involves guns.
Sarah Palin can align her molecules to become any material she chooses.
Sarah Palin can see through time.
Sarah Palin has the most incredible collection of hand-painted sandles.
Sarah Palin is an elaborate joke.
Sarah Palin has to be careful not to touch water or she’ll turn into a mermaid, which is impractical in most of Alaska.
Sarah Palin is a dab hand with a scythe.
Sarah Palin taught John McCain to set the table properly.
Sarah Palin has a huge moustache, but chooses to grow it at the back of her head.
Sarah Palin’s bottom makes small trumpeting noises as she sleeps.
Sarah Palin prefers spoon-playing to violins.
Sarah Palin is preparing to lay her magnum opus.
Sarah Palin features as an easter egg on the Criterion Collection DVD of Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters.
Sarah Palin once held an opponent’s wife’s hand in a jar of acid … at a party.
Sarah Palin is an expert throat singer, but stopped performing because her music kept being interpreted as policy.
Sarah Palin is your father.
Sarah Palin was designed in a clean room by Jonathan Ive, and makes a satisfying noise when rebooted.
Sarah Palin lives her life through a combination of the principles outlined in Sun Tzu’s The Art of War and Luke Rhinehart’s The Dice Man.
Sarah Palin cheats at Tetris.
Sarah Palin would like you to smoke her a kipper; she’ll be back for breakfast.
Sarah Palin has been made aware of the final resting place of the Holy Grail, and plans on heading to the Louvre to claim it for America.
Sarah Palin knows High School Musical off by heart, but chooses to exclude the sequels from canon.
Sarah Palin was created in the forties using a super serum, and was later recovered from suspended animation by a ragtag group of superheroes.
Sarah Palin does not believe in rock and roll.
Sarah Palin’s chest hair cures cancer.
In the right light, Sarah Palin resembles Senor Peeg.
Sarah Palin is a devout believer in Yogic principles.
Sarah Palin taught John McCain to speak Inuit.
Sarah Palin is friends with a hilarious set of anthropomorphised inanimate objects who help her out with common tasks around her home.
Sarah Palin rebelled. She evolved. She looks and feels human. She is programmed to think she is human. She has many copies. And she has a plan.
Sarah Palin has a trademark dance.
Sarah Palin invented Jupiter. As in, the god.
Sarah Palin can contort herself into the shape of an American eagle.
Sarah Palin has a double jointed left elbow, which she uses to steal food from unwitting guests at parties.
Sarah Palin taught John McCain to produce energy through cold fusion.
Sarah Palin’s foreign policy chops were cut watching episodes of Alias, and intends to make Marshall Flinkman part of any administration.
Sarah Palin predicted the collapse of the subprime mortgage market mere hours after it had actually happened.
Sarah Palin looks tired because she hasn’t slept since 1732.
Sarah Palin enjoys whipping moose.
Sarah Palin’s webbed feet allow her to maneuvre easily underwater.
Sarah Palin has the moral strength of a hundred Ronald Reagans, or ten thousand George W Bushes.
Sarah Palin delights in chasing bees.
Sarah Palin is Mandarin for “life”.
Sarah Palin taught John McCain to love.
Sarah Palin can connect to the hearts and minds of voters via Bluetooth.
Sarah Palin survives on microbes carried by the air.

HA HA HA Im sorry to all her supporters, but she has problems in my mind!

THE QUIZ WAS SO RIGHT!!!!

THIS QUIZ WAS SO RIGHT!!!!!!! EVEN IF IM NOT A CANCER ITS RIGHT!

You Should Be A Cancer

What's good about you: you're incredibly kind, caring, and generous What's bad about you: you can be too moody and impossible to understand In love: you enjoy wining and dining the object of your affection In friendship, you're: likely to depend on other friends for emotional support Your ideal job: historian, marine biologist, or religious figure Your sense of fashion: you dress to match your mood You like to pig out on: classic home cooked meals, like mac and cheese

What Sign Should You Be?